Every morning I look forward to receiving my WhoWhatWear.com daily email. Instead of “You’ve Got Mail,” my inbox should say “You’ve Got Fashion.” This morning as I checked my favorite email, this MESS popped onto the screen…Yuck!
Dolls, I don’t know about these trends. Let’s break them down, shall we?
Wide leg pants: I can dig ‘em, make sure to wear heels though, to elongate your legs.
Neon lips: Does neon red count?
Platforms: LOVE PLATFORMS! But you know what I don’t love? These flat no-heel platform things they’ve posted.
Disco: Eh. We’ll see.
Downtown lady: Ooh they’re speaking my language!
Tiny pleats: Honestly this stuff reminds me of Halston, which then brings us back to disco. So, once again, eh. More here
Guest blog submitted by ally in wonderland.
orchid / 211 posts
Haha that’s so funny. I also receive WWW’s emails and when I saw this I loved everything except for the flatforms! And disco was my fave
guest
Hmmm.. I don’t know about the trend. Is it really in for this year?
Cause i don’t like what you have mentioned. Was hoping for something for subtle.
guest
I find it rather amusing to see both “relaxed minimalism” and “disco.”
guest
flatforms?! *puke in shoe*
dahlia / 2103 posts
Eww, I hate minimalism. I also hate those “flatforms”…damn, those are ugly.
rose / 834 posts
all of these items are horrific. I am a small-statured, small-torsoed, small-legged female. Fuck wide leg pants. Fuck flatform shoes. Fuck bright lipstick. What is this, attack of the thrift-store buys?! Because I could honestly get these things out of my grandma’s closet.
guest
Flatforms? Eh. No thanks :S
dahlia / 2942 posts
Please 80′s, stay where you belong! IN THE PAST!
guest
@fragile_dreamerr@xanga - thats very spice girls…. OMG i wouldnt wear those because my sister twisted her ankle trying to run in those lol
its prolly just me but the spring trends r the same every year. as in they give u so many options its basically telling you to wear the same things
guest
I love the relaxed minimalism and the flatforms
And the skinny belts are a nice change. The wide belts just make things stick out too much, even when it fits you. Plus they are kind of obnoxious sometimes. And the only thing I like to be obnoxious in my outfits are my shoes and jewelry.
guest
Ew. Everything here is hideous. Especially those platforms. Gross.
guest
Ewww… It sounds like the mid-90′s Spice Girl era all over again.
guest
I would need to see pictures.
guest
LOL flatforms make me think of orthopedic shoes. more “one-leg-is-shorter-than-the-other” than a chic spring trend
guest
The platforms they show in the pics are gross but I’ve seen better ones on the runway.. dont worry! lol
guest
lol @ the spice girll shoe… I wore that back in 4th and 5th grade… hehe…
guest
Yuck.